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  • My professor asked for volunteers in class today so I decided to go for it. As I walked down the aisle, I tripped 5 aisles down and ended up breaking some chicks laptop in half. This was in a 500 student lecture. FML

    May 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +3 / -0

     
  • IDS 180

    March 20, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +1 / -0

     
  • nak

    March 13, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: -1

     
  • My economics professor decided last minute to add on a chapter and more vocab words for the exam because “it will help us in our professional career”. I’m not an economics major. The exam is in 3 days and I don’t even know where to start studying yet. FML

    March 13, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +0 / -0

     
  • I was denied admission to SDSU becuase I don’t have half a year of art. FML

    March 13, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +2 / -0

     
  • I rushed to my 7 am class, driving from escondico, to find the yellow slip stating class was canceled. fml

    March 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +3 / -0

     
  • Went to study @ love library and stepped in pudding. FML

    February 10, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +2 / -1

     
  • Its 1am. I realized that I was waering my skirt backwards the entire day. FML

    January 28, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +4 / -2

     
    • GrammarKing. 5:49 pm on March 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Did you also realize you were illiterate?

  • I signed up for a 4 unit class and now the class might get dropped… if it gets dropped then im not a full time student. FML

    January 24, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +8 / -0

     
  • I just found out the day before classes start that I had been kicked out of SDSU for grades…this was after I paid registration fees of coarse. FML

    January 24, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +5 / -1

     
    • Anonymous 2:19 am on February 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      and u cant spell fml times 2

  • Planned my schedule without much thought to where the courses were at, went with the only available classes left. AL 201>College Square>AL 201. FML

    January 21, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +8 / -0

     
  • Last night I was feeling beligerant so I decided to crush a beer can with my hand. Smart. I didn’t notice that I cut myself pretty bad and proceeded to crush another. No more party for me. And no band-aids either. I was in the bathroom for an etenity waiting for it to stop bleeding. FML

    January 18, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +4 / -0

     
  • So right as I sit down to watch the chargers game my dog bites the chord and now I have to watch it bootleg on my goddamn laptop and it looks like shit! FML

    January 18, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: -2

     
  • Had to take one for the team and distract the fat chick for one of my bros. My buddies saw me with her and wont stop calling me plump fucker. FML

    January 18, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +2 / -1

     
  • My paper that I pulled an all nighter to finish (for my class that’s 10 minutes away) was due in my professors hand at 8:00 am and at 7:48 my printer decided to fuck me so i didnt get to turn my paper in. In the process i slammed my printer so thats fucked too. FML

    January 18, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +1 / -1

     
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