My professor asked for volunteers in class today so I decided to go for it. As I walked down the aisle, I tripped 5 aisles down and ended up breaking some chicks laptop in half. This was in a 500 student lecture. FML
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My economics professor decided last minute to add on a chapter and more vocab words for the exam because “it will help us in our professional career”. I’m not an economics major. The exam is in 3 days and I don’t even know where to start studying yet. FML
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Its 1am. I realized that I was waering my skirt backwards the entire day. FML
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I signed up for a 4 unit class and now the class might get dropped… if it gets dropped then im not a full time student. FML
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I just found out the day before classes start that I had been kicked out of SDSU for grades…this was after I paid registration fees of coarse. FML
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Anonymous
and u cant spell fml times 2
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Planned my schedule without much thought to where the courses were at, went with the only available classes left. AL 201>College Square>AL 201. FML
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Last night I was feeling beligerant so I decided to crush a beer can with my hand. Smart. I didn’t notice that I cut myself pretty bad and proceeded to crush another. No more party for me. And no band-aids either. I was in the bathroom for an etenity waiting for it to stop bleeding. FML
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So right as I sit down to watch the chargers game my dog bites the chord and now I have to watch it bootleg on my goddamn laptop and it looks like shit! FML
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Had to take one for the team and distract the fat chick for one of my bros. My buddies saw me with her and wont stop calling me plump fucker. FML
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My paper that I pulled an all nighter to finish (for my class that’s 10 minutes away) was due in my professors hand at 8:00 am and at 7:48 my printer decided to fuck me so i didnt get to turn my paper in. In the process i slammed my printer so thats fucked too. FML
GrammarKing. 5:49 pm on March 30, 2010 Permalink |
Did you also realize you were illiterate?