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• I signed up for a 4 unit class and now the class might get dropped… if it gets dropped then im not a full time student. FML

  January 24, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Planned my schedule without much thought to where the courses were at, went with the only available classes left. AL 201>College Square>AL 201. FML

  January 21, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• When my favorite song came on I began to fist pump, but accidently socked some guy in the chin. He preceded to fist pump the shit out of me. FML

  January 18, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I just found out the day before classes start that I had been kicked out of SDSU for grades…this was after I paid registration fees of coarse. FML

  January 24, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 2:19 am on February 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    and u cant spell fml times 2

• Last night I was feeling beligerant so I decided to crush a beer can with my hand. Smart. I didn’t notice that I cut myself pretty bad and proceeded to crush another. No more party for me. And no band-aids either. I was in the bathroom for an etenity waiting for it to stop bleeding. FML

  January 18, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I rushed to my 7 am class, driving from escondico, to find the yellow slip stating class was canceled. fml

  March 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• My professor asked for volunteers in class today so I decided to go for it. As I walked down the aisle, I tripped 5 aisles down and ended up breaking some chicks laptop in half. This was in a 500 student lecture. FML

  May 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Its 1am. I realized that I was waering my skirt backwards the entire day. FML

  January 28, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • GrammarKing. 5:49 pm on March 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Did you also realize you were illiterate?

• I was denied admission to SDSU becuase I don’t have half a year of art. FML

  March 13, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Had to take one for the team and distract the fat chick for one of my bros. My buddies saw me with her and wont stop calling me plump fucker. FML

  January 18, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Went to study @ love library and stepped in pudding. FML

  February 10, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• So I invite my friends from Point Loma Nazarene to a REAL party at SDSU and I end up having to troll right there in front of them. FML

  January 18, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I blacked out at my fraternity and in the morning i couldnt find my sox or shoes and ended up dong the walk of shame back to my dorm. FML

  January 18, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• IDS 180

  March 20, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• My paper that I pulled an all nighter to finish (for my class that’s 10 minutes away) was due in my professors hand at 8:00 am and at 7:48 my printer decided to fuck me so i didnt get to turn my paper in. In the process i slammed my printer so thats fucked too. FML

  January 18, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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