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  • My paper that I pulled an all nighter to finish (for my class that’s 10 minutes away) was due in my professors hand at 8:00 am and at 7:48 my printer decided to fuck me so i didnt get to turn my paper in. In the process i slammed my printer so thats fucked too. FML

    January 18, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +2 / -1

     
  • When my favorite song came on I began to fist pump, but accidently socked some guy in the chin. He preceded to fist pump the shit out of me. FML

    January 18, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +6 / -0

     
  • So I invite my friends from Point Loma Nazarene to a REAL party at SDSU and I end up having to troll right there in front of them. FML

    January 18, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +1 / -0

     
  • I havent washed my sheets once this semester. Febreze fabric refreshner takes care of that. FML

    January 18, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +1 / -1

     
  • I passed out with my shoes on the couch and when i woke up my feet were painted bright green. FML

    January 18, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: -1

     
  • I blacked out at my fraternity and in the morning i couldnt find my sox or shoes and ended up dong the walk of shame back to my dorm. FML

    January 18, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +1 / -0

     
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